( Big & Long Titanium Screws )

Astonishing New Breakthrough In Tectonic Plate Technology Puts An End To Sleepless Nights.

The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers ….are preparing to screw all the ( tectonic plates ) of the world together. They believe that once they screw in the many thousands of ( Big & Long Titanium Screws ) reinforcing then all moving tectonic plates, especially on the West Coast will prevent the very feared ( Big Ones ) …Earthquakes that is.

Just to be sure, they will also install 50 very high speed fans around and just below the top of the gigantic screws. There will be an elite surveillance team of highly trained and specialized TROOPS watching the tops of the screws, where a 10 foot in diameter serving plate will be positioned. Loaded on and you would say in the plate… will be 75 pounds of Hog Butter….Freshly…